LITTLE JOHNNYS BLACK EYE

  Little  Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a  while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.  
  
  Johnny's  answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my  father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks,  'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my  face and gives me a black eye."
  
  So  the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again,  keep dead quiet and don't answer". 
  
  The  following morning Little Johnny comes to school and his eye is  fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief, but the day after  that Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again. "My goodness  Johnny, why the black eye again?" 
  
  He  tells her: "Miss, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?...  and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother  started moving you know at the same time Mum was breathing  erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a  demented hyena on the bed"... Then my father asks my mother: 'Are  you coming?' 
  
  Then  my mum says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad  answered 'Yes'. 
  
  They  don't usually go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for  me.!"