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How to Drive like an Asshole and Earn Your Early Death.

This guide will teach you everything you need to know on being the guy that had it coming to him.

STEP 1: While driving on streets and highways; drive rediciously close to people, this is very important if you want to get involved in a road rage accident. This doesn't mean tailgate, it means when passing someone or splitting the lane between two vehicles in traffic, make sure to almost hit their side view mirrors. Also drive at… Continue

Some think Bikers are mean,

Some dressed in leathers and others in jeans.

You don't like our patches or the clothes that we wear,

You hate our bandannas and you hate our long hair.

You don't like our scooters and our loud noisy pipes,

You think we're not loyal to the Stars and Stripes.

You don't like our patches that are worn on our vests,

You think we're so different from all the rest.

But the truth is, Mister, we're kind of alike,

You drive a car… Continue

Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me

> 1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

> 2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

> 3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.

> 4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 65 mph.

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> 5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.

> 6.… Continue