Reading an article and looking at the beautiful pictures from Cycleworld.com about a sweet 47 Knucklehead, I find myself wondering if the America that liberated the world from tyranny, and produced such a fine combination of machinery and art, will ever return to it's past glory as the leader of the… Continue
Added by Big Len on December 29, 2012 at 6:30pm —
In America during the 70's, you'd be hard pressed to find a kid who didn't know who Evel Knieval was. Most boys like myself pretended to be Evel while attempting our, not so death defying jumps on our banana seat bicycles, and practicing wheelies up and down the block. We tried to get those baseball cards positioned on our spokes just right to make it sound like a Harley! Evel was a true American icon.…
Added by Big Len on September 26, 2012 at 1:06am —
When you're younger, it's easy to get the idea that you're indestructible. Back when I was a kid, I would abuse my body doing stupid stuff, and still be able to get out of bed the next day with out assistance! Just to do it all over again the next night!
But as age starts to creep up on you, and all those things that you did when you were younger start sending you little postcards, reminders in the form of aches and pains, then reality sets in. "Hey! I'm not getting any… Continue
Added by Big Len on September 11, 2012 at 9:27pm —
A dog lover whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.…
Added by SUSIEQ on September 8, 2012 at 1:05pm —
Added by SUSIEQ on September 8, 2012 at 12:53pm —
Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Continue
Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye."
So the teacher says to him,…
Added by SUSIEQ on July 20, 2012 at 10:21pm —
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,… Continue
Added by SUSIEQ on July 18, 2012 at 6:30pm —
Is this a mosquito? No. It's an insect spy drone for urban areas, already in production, funded by the US Government. It can be remotely controlled and is equipped with a camera and a microphone. It can land on you, and it may have the potential to take a DNA sample or leave RFID tracking nanotechnology on your skin. It can fly through an open window, or it can attach to your clothing until you take it in your… Continue
Added by SUSIEQ on July 5, 2012 at 12:46pm —
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham… Continue
Added by SUSIEQ on July 5, 2012 at 12:42pm —
I hate it sooo much when someone tells me my bike is a "girlie bike". It's not! It's a BLUE HARLEY! There are a couple of guys who know how much I hate that and go out of their way to get me fired up on the issue. (you know who you are!)
I don't wanna be thought of as a chick riding a bike, I just wanna be thought of as another biker. After reading the… Continue
Added by Sherry on August 21, 2010 at 11:31am —
NJ Bikers, I'm posting this e-mail as it was forwarded to me and attaching the NJ DMV letters below FYI ~ Big Len
Error in MC Inspec Notification Notice.pdf…
Added by Big Len on August 11, 2010 at 11:45pm —
I got a good laugh out of this one, and thought I'd share it with everyone.
The Queen's Riddle Continue
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important…
Added by Big Len on August 11, 2010 at 4:07pm —
Hey friends! Here's the Harley-Davidson Softail Custom that I was telling some of you about. This is the same bike that the seller almost ran through the trailer while we were there! haha It's a little dirty from being stored, other than that it's in great shape! It's been well maintained and looks like a great buy! I thought you might like to see a couple pictures.
Of course, I'll be changing a few things. For one, I'm debating on whether or not… Continue
Added by Big Len on April 13, 2010 at 11:55pm —
How to Drive like an Asshole and Earn Your Early Death.
This guide will teach you everything you need to know on being the guy that had it coming to him.
STEP 1: While driving on streets and highways; drive rediciously close to people, this is very important if you want to get involved in a road rage accident. This doesn't mean tailgate, it means when passing someone or splitting the lane between two vehicles in traffic, make sure to almost hit their side view mirrors. Also drive at… Continue
Added by Sheydon Mist Steele on February 7, 2010 at 1:40am —
Some think Bikers are mean,
Some dressed in leathers and others in jeans.
You don't like our patches or the clothes that we wear,
You hate our bandannas and you hate our long hair.
You don't like our scooters and our loud noisy pipes,
You think we're not loyal to the Stars and Stripes.
You don't like our patches that are worn on our vests,
You think we're so different from all the rest.
But the truth is, Mister, we're kind of alike,
You drive a car… Continue
Added by Sheydon Mist Steele on February 7, 2010 at 1:36am —
Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me
> 1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
> 2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
> 3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
> 4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 65 mph.
> 5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
> 6.… Continue
Added by Sheydon Mist Steele on December 30, 2009 at 11:01pm —
The OB Elks is having a 60 mile senic route ride on September 19th (rain date 20th) registration is 10am -12pm. Riders fee is $20 Passengers are $10, walk in are also welcome at $20. There will be food, beer, soda and live music. This benefits SPC Bryan Camacho, a wounded Iraq war soldier.
I am not a member but I am a Vietnam Vet, and I think this is great - to give back. If you need any info please contact me email@example.com
Added by John on August 22, 2009 at 10:05pm —
On Sunday, Aug 2,2009 the Middletown Elks are at it again with their POKER RUN for the KIDS.
Sign-ups start at 9:00AM at the Lodge, located at 251 Church St. Belford( 732-495-2733 )
Rain Date is Aug. 9th . Kickstands up at 10:30AM , We hope it just keeps getting better. Everyone had a great time last year. The same kind of day is plan for this year, Music , Food , Refreshments , Vendors.
If any of you out there are vendors and are interested in setting up a table at this years… Continue
Added by BobS34 on June 1, 2009 at 8:00am —
I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned
seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to
read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought.
Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled
all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a
conversation. 'Where are you headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest
'Petawawa. We'll be there for two… Continue
Added by Joan Carson on April 28, 2009 at 2:23pm —
I recently read an article by Art Freidman of MotorcycleCruiser.com
regarding Harley-Davidson Motor Company's campaign against loud pipes. According to the article, Harley's CEO Jim McCaslin cites a four-fold increase over the last decade in negative media coverage and increased attempts to stop major motorcycle events, ban motorcycles from some communities, and… Continue
Added by Big Len on January 13, 2009 at 1:22pm —