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Reading an article and looking at the beautiful pictures from Cycleworld.com about a sweet 47 Knucklehead, I find myself wondering if the America that liberated the world from tyranny, and produced such a fine combination of machinery and art, will ever return to it's past glory as the leader of the…

In America during the 70's, you'd be hard pressed to find a kid who didn't know who Evel Knieval was. Most boys like myself pretended to be Evel while attempting our, not so death defying jumps on our banana seat bicycles, and practicing wheelies up and down the block. We tried to get those baseball cards positioned on our spokes just right to make it sound like a Harley! Evel was a true American icon.…

When you're younger, it's easy to get the idea that you're indestructible. Back when I was a kid, I would abuse my body doing stupid stuff, and still be able to get out of bed the next day with out assistance! Just to do it all over again the next night!

But as age starts to creep up on you, and all those things that you did when you were younger start sending you little postcards, reminders in the form of aches and pains, then reality sets in. "Hey! I'm not getting any…

A dog lover whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.



She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.…

  Little  Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a  while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.  

  

  Johnny's  answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my  father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks,  'Johnny are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my  face and gives me a black eye."

  

  So  the teacher says to him,…

From Florida

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,…

Is this a mosquito? No. It's an insect spy drone for urban areas, already in production, funded by the US Government. It can be remotely controlled and is equipped with a camera and a microphone. It can land on you, and it may have the potential to take a DNA sample or leave RFID tracking nanotechnology on your skin. It can fly through an open window, or it can attach to your clothing until you take it in your…

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham…